What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is it okay to pay 12,000 SEK for rent 67m² furnished house for 2 people in Jönköping, Sweden? It also includes electricity, internet, heating, and water expenses.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What was your experience when trying GHB?

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?